Check out the bird.

I know the photo isn’t great. I took it out my bedroom window with my iPhone.

I’ve become obsessed with the occupants of this birdhouse.

I whistle and they come. Swear.

The Sheriff calls me the ‘bird whisperer’. He is amused with himself.

You Are In Transition

I can’t believe I’m birdwatching. Truthfully, it makes me feel old and a little crazy.

When did it happen?

Some transitions you can pinpoint, but others occur over time.

For instance, I know right now that I will not have the same job in 10 years. Maybe not even the same home. So I’m thinking, if not planning, accordingly.

I’m sure you are in transition too. After all, that’s life. One transition after another – or sometimes they overlap.

Accepting Change

Some people say they are not good with change. That’s because they fight it.

Maybe if you expected it, change would be easier to accept.

So, I started to make a list of transitions you are likely to experience in a lifetime, if for no other reason, than to underscore the importance of thinking about what’s next.

Feel free to add to it.

I’m not even going to bother including the first 18 years. And these are in no particular order, even though it may look like they are.

26 Transitions

1. High school to college. I’m starting here because it’s the first time your next step is not mapped out for you. It’s a transition to independence.
2. School to working – There is a transition that occurs when you move from being a student, to having a full-time job and answering the question ‘so what do you do?’ It’s a transition in identity.
3. Falling in love for the first time.
4. Losing your virginity. It’s not the same as falling in love. It’s about your body and trust.
5. Getting your heart broken for the first time.
6. From when most of your friends are single to when most of your friends are married.
7. From having a lot of friends to having a small circle of intimate relationships.
8. From single to married: Many people are disappointed by this transition.
9. Becoming a parent.
10. From employed to unemployed. You feel differently about people who have lost jobs, once you’ve lost yours.
11. From married to divorced.
12. From standing through the whole concert to sitting through the concert.
13. ‘Walking’ for exercise.
14. Changing careers. This is a transition you may do several times. I’m on at least three.
15. Losing someone you love. You become a different person after it happens.
16. Moving from one place to another.
17. From being healthy to being diagnosed with a serious illness.
18. From saying you believe in G-d, to actually having faith.
19. From talking about the future to talking about the past.
20. Losing your parents.
21. From working to retired.
22. From valuing only your possessions to valuing only your health.
23. From being young to being older. You’ll know when this applies to you.
24. From being attractive to becoming unattractive.
25. From being older to being old.
26. From caring what everybody thinks, to not caring what most people think.

I’m still in the ‘caring what everybody thinks’ place so, tell me what you think.

What transition are you going through right now?

Can you add any to the list?

Who?

Does the person you want to listen, hear you?

Know Your Audience

It’s important to have an audience. Whether it’s just one person or a crowd, having someone listen to you is as important as having a mirror in your house.

As a reporter, I need an audience, as a blogger, I need an audience, as a consultant, I need my clients to hear me and at home….well, at home, I listen to the Sheriff.

Speak The Same Language

If you are not being heard there are two possibilities – you are either talking to the wrong audience or speaking the wrong language.

The best communicators, the best bosses, the best sales people, and best friends relate to each other where they find common ground.

Can You Relate?

I was reminded about the value of relating to your audience when I read this post by Stan Smith. It began with a story about his ‘Nana’.

Now I am sure there were some readers who couldn’t relate to the touching tale but I loved my grandmother and also learned from her – so I was intrigued by Stan’s story and wanted to hear more.

He was talking to me. I wasn’t reading his story, I was feeling it.

Turns out, it wasn’t really about Nana at all, it was about online marketing – possibly a boring subject on its surface – but not when it’s delivered by the right storyteller to the right audience.

What’s Your Story?

We all tell stories every day. We want to be heard. At work and at home.

Are you being heard?

Why not?

Not an agreement I made with a friend, or the Sheriff. An agreement I made with myself.

If you’re into self-help, then you’ve probably heard of – if not read – The Four Agreements.

It’s basically a short ‘how-to’ book for living a more fulfilling life.

The Four Agreements

Here are the cliffnotes:

1. Don’t Take Anything Personally

2. Be Impeccable With Your Word

3. Try Your Best Every Day

4. Don’t Make Assumptions

That’s the one I broke – the one about assumptions. I break it a lot.

My Problem

I make assumptions about people all the time — their motives, their families, their finances…

You name it. I’m sure about it.

A Story About Assumptions

The Sheriff decided to clean all the windows in the house – inside and out. (I know, I should just end it there and be grateful…)

Anyway, at some point, he needed the dustbuster. (Don’t ask…just keep reading).

Apparently the dustbuster was full of dust because I heard him muttering and then I heard him go outside.

Later, in our backyard, I discovered this:

Assumptions

As much as I really wanted to express my gratitude for his cleaning the windows, I couldn’t get over that he’d just emptied the dustbuster on the lawn.

Are you with me on this??

I mean, ridiculous, right? He couldn’t just empty it into a trash can??

Obviously, he just decided it would be easier to dump the lint in the yard.

The Truth

I wanted to say ‘What the hell! Did you have to dump the lint in the yard?’ Instead, thanks to years of therapy, I asked in the kindest, least judgmental tone I could muster…

’Hon, why did you dump the lint in the backyard?’

The Sheriff: I was thinking maybe the birds could use it for their nests.



I’m going to work on not making assumptions. Can I assume you’ll do the same?

I never thought I’d get there but I’ve come across a rare opportunity – and I really want to go.

Here’s the thing.

It’s a contest.

It’s not a contest that requires me to get a lot of votes.  It’s simply a contest that requires me to enter and provide some pertinent information.

So I did.

My Fears

When I first read about the contest, I almost blew it off.  The negative voices in my head were very loud and there were lots of reasons for me not to enter.

First of all, it’s an all-expenses paid trip for working bloggers, so no spouses.

I hate to think of having a once in a lifetime experience without the Sheriff. 

Second, I really hate flying …so the thought of being in the air for almost a day is borderline nauseating.

Third, I’d have to take time off from work.

And last but not least, I could lose.

In fact, there’s a good chance I’ll lose.  Better than the chance I’ll win. 

My Hopes

I am looking forward to getting an email from Darren Rowse, possibly the most popular blogger in the world, asking me to be his guest in Australia.

I am a certified diver so the thought of exploring the Great Barrier Reef is beyond my wildest dreams.  (However, I just remembered that I am also afraid of great white sharks so please add that to the list above.)

I want to see a koala and a kangaroo.  Preferably with babies.

I cannot wait to experience a place I know nothing about with people I’ve never met.

And, I want to say ‘G’day Mate!’ so often that people get really annoyed. 

Will I Win?

The winners of this contest will be announced next week.  So why did I tell you about it today, when there’s a good chance I’ll lose?

Because it doesn’t matter. 

It won’t do me any harm. 

Losing won’t change my life – or yours.  And that’s how you win.  By not being afraid to lose. 

It’s just part of the process. 

Will You Win?

There is not one ‘winner’ who hasn’t been a loser at times, who hasn’t experienced rejection or disappointment.

State what you want.  Acknowledge your fears.  Act on your hopes.

You will win. 

Not always, but often.

And do you know what that will be?? 

A G’day Mate!



I’d love to hear your thoughts…

You can leave a comment by clicking here.

(photo: koala/rennett stowe)

The problem is I’m afraid you won’t get this concept.

I mean I didn’t get it at first and I’m afraid you won’t get it either and I’ll lose you forever.

But I really want to share it so I’m just going to put it out there and if you don’t get it or don’t agree with it then I hope you will just leave it on the buffet table but not abandon the meal altogether.

Okay, this is it:

WHEN SOMEONE JUDGES YOU, IT MEANS YOU’VE MET THEIR FEAR.

Should I repeat it?

WHEN SOMEONE JUDGES YOU, IT MEANS YOU’VE MET THEIR FEAR.

So, in other words, when someone judges you, it’s about them.

A SIMPLE EXAMPLE

Here’s an example that helped me get it.

I had a friend who would often judge others as ‘lazy’.

She was always up early and ‘busy’ throughout the day.

If, heaven forbid, you slept in until 9, she’d be quick to say ‘must be nice!’ Or ‘I haven’t slept that late in years!’.

Her judgment was palpable.

The Truth

I am not lazy. So I remind myself…

WHEN SOMEONE JUDGES YOU IT MEANS YOU’VE MET THEIR FEAR.

Over time I realized that my friend’s fear – the reason she gets up early, runs from place to place and casually but intentionally shares every detail – is because SHE fears being judged as lazy. Lazy, she was taught, is shameful. And now she judges others accordingly.

A MORE COMPLICATED EXAMPLE

I don’t know George Zimmerman’s fear. But I know it prompted him to carry a gun, patrol as ‘captain’ of his neighborhood watch, and shoot an unarmed teenager.

And now he is in hiding, his future uncertain at best.

We all have fears. We all judge.

And, in doing so, we not only hurt others, we hurt ourselves.

Does this make sense to you?? Are your judgments really your fears?

The first of two more critical life lessons I have learned from my teacher (okay, therapist).

I’ve shared her thoughts on love, on making a significant life change and on relationships, but her lessons about judgment help me through every day.

Rush To Judgment

Judgment is something I’ve been wanting to write about for quite some time so I have to thank Rush Limbaugh for opening the door with his scathing remarks about Sandra Fluke.

Judgment can be debilitating. Fear of judgment is probably the single most limiting factor in decisions we make about our lives, our relationships, our jobs. It inhibits growth.

How differently would you behave if you did not fear the judgment of others.

Here Comes The Judge

Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a slut and a prostitute.

There is almost no one with a louder voice or a larger audience than Rush, and he broadcast this message across the world thinking, of course, that he could bully her into oblivion and get a nice ratings boost at the same time.

No doubt he expected the Georgetown law student to crumble with shame or respond in a way that was defiant or defensive.

But Fluke seemed unfazed.

How is that?

Because Ms. Fluke understands the most important lesson about judgment.

You Be The Judge

That’s it.

When someone judges you, the first thing you need to do is ask yourself…

“Is it true?”

It’s that simple.

If the answer is no, then you can simply dismiss the judgment as a reflection of the person who said it, rather than a reflection of you – and assume others will do so as well – unless they, too, share the flaws and insecurities of the person who misjudged you in the first place.

Have you ever been misjudged? How did you respond?

Not just for my head, but also my heart.

If you’ve never been in therapy — or good therapy — this is how it works.

You’re chatting away, sharing your observations or feelings about someone or something.

Then your therapist says something so stunningly simple that it changes who you are.

This is how I learned the most important thing about love.

6 Words

I’ve written previously about my teacher, the Golden Lady. This gem about change, and this one about reading other’s peoples’ minds.

But it’s Valentines, so I wanted to give you a lesson in love.

It’s just 6 words. But it’s six words that have echoed in my head and my heart ever since I first heard them.

I have no idea what – or who – I was talking about at the time. I can only remember the response.

Amy, she said, ‘power is the opposite of love’.

POWER IS THE OPPOSITE OF LOVE

That’s it. All you need to know.

Think about the most loving relationships you know. Who ‘wears the pants’? No one.

I see women use sex as power. I see parents try to control their adult children with money. I see friends peddle influence.

There’s no love there.

POWER IS THE OPPOSITE OF LOVE

I wanted to let you to know how much I love and appreciate you. How I look forward to your your comments and how grateful I am for your visits.

It is a gift to me – so I wanted to give you something in return.

Happy Valentines Day.

I’d love to hear your thoughts….

(photo credit: PinkSherbertPhotography)

Actually, I was headed to Puerto Rico for a little getaway so I asked my Facebook friends for a good read and Michelle suggested Tina’s book, Bossy Pants.

As you might expect, some of the book is hysterically funny. At one point in my reading, I was literally crying I was laughing so hard — but that’s not the gift.

The gift Tina shares – which I am re-gifting here – is the ‘Rules of Improvisation’.

She claims they will ‘Change Your Life And Reduce Belly Fat’.

I’ll buy the first part…

Rule #1: Just SAY YES

According to Tina…

The first rule of improve is AGREE. Always agree and Say Yes.

She explains… You’re not always going to agree with everything everyone says but the Rule of Agreement reminds you to ‘respect what your partner has created’.

I couldn’t agree more.

Rule #2: YES, AND…

According to Tina…

The second rule of improvisation is not only to Say Yes, but “YES, AND…”

“YES, AND…” underscores your opportunity to contribute.

“Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion”, Fey says, “Your initiations are worthwhile”.

Yes! And, I agree!

Rule #3: MAKE STATEMENTS

I am insatiably curious and, as a reporter, I ask a lot of questions so I really appreciated the explanation that followed.

Statements represent that you have an opinion and are not simply deferring every decision to someone else and pointing out obstacles.

It’s respecting your role, and prompting others to do the same.

YES!!!

Rule #4: THERE ARE NO MISTAKES (only opportunities)

This does not apply to murdering your neighbor or cursing out your boss but since the decisions we fear or the actions we are reluctant to take aren’t likely to be so extreme, this is probably the most important – and most challenging – aspect of the creative process…

Whether you are an actor on SNL or…at any stage in life.

Agree?



(Yes! And… I’m going to Make a Statement in the comments!)

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The Mistake

My mother’s friends used to kid… “You get more done before 9 a.m. than I get done in a week!”

She was known for her energy, her positive outlook and her love of life. She’d traveled the world, visiting both Antarctica and the Amazon — in her 70s. And then, in September of 2010, she had open heart surgery and got a pacemaker.

No worries. I knew the recovery would take time, she’d likely fatigue easily for months and may even experience depression, as many heart patients do. But, eventually, she’d be good as new.

And then I lost her.

What Happened?

My mother did not die. But for the next year and a half the person struggling to recover from surgery did not resemble, in almost any fashion, the woman who went in.

She was exhausted constantly. The slightest effort — something as simple as pulling a few pairs of pants from the dryer — required her to sit for 10 minutes and recover before she’d have the strength to fold them.

This woman, who often walked three to five miles with friends, couldn’t make it up the slightest incline, let alone any distance. Equally as frightening, her short term memory was shot. I wondered to myself if she had suffered a minor stroke.

She couldn’t remember entire conversations, missed appointments and forgot to pay bills. She was humiliated more than once when she would call a friend only to have them say ‘Sue, we just talked about this…”

So she stopped calling. She barely went out. The woman I had only known as fun-loving was constantly irritable and understandably depressed. She just sat in her blue chair, watching TV and weeping quietly to herself.

How To Be Heard

And then I remembered. From years of watching my disabled brother be discounted by doctors, I remembered.

You have to be an advocate. You have to demand attention. It is the only way you will get it.

You will not believe how this story unfolds…

For a year and a half my mother told every doctor she saw that she felt horrible and had no energy. She asked about the pacemaker, “can’t they turn it up??”

She’s 78 years old. So I guess they didn’t care. But I did. Two weeks ago I called her cardiologist and started the conversation by saying this:

“I’m not going to mince words. I feel like you ruined my mother.” I described in detail what I had observed. It was really no different than what my mother herself had told him but her concerns were dismissed and so was she. “Everything looks good. See you in a year.”

Dismissing my concerns was not an option. So, this time, the doctor scheduled a “stress echo” — a test that would allow him to look at my mom’s heart “under stress,” in other words, while she walked on a treadmill. Why this was not ordered sooner I will never know.

The test was done last Tuesday at 7:15 a.m. And at 8 p.m. he called with results. “I’ve got good news,” he said. “Your mother’s aortic valve is fine. Her heart is fine. But…

HER PACEMAKER WAS PROGRAMMED BACKWARDS.”

That’s right. Backwards.

He went on to explain that any time my mom exerted any energy — standing up, walking, showering — when the pacemaker should have pushed her heart rate up… instead it was pushing it down.

The Fix

The next day it took the pacemaker doctor five minutes to fix the problem (not counting the amount of time I spent “expressing” myself).

In a matter of minutes I saw color return to a face that had been ashen for more than a year. The same woman who walked timidly into the doctor’s office practically jumped for joy on her way out and all but ran back to the car.

I got my mom back. But, just as easily, I might not have. She could have dropped dead or had a stroke and we would never have known what happened.

The Lesson

I write about learning experiences. I would like you to learn from mine.

Don’t assume there is “care” in healthcare because all too often, there isn’t.

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I would love to hear your thoughts…

That’s it.

That’s how you change a person’s mind.

You have to offer a perspective they can understand.

I’ll use Twitter as an example.

Are You On Twitter?

If you are like most people – those who aren’t on Twitter – you probably think it’s just a bunch of celebrities promoting themselves… and everybody else talking about what they had for breakfast.

Now I’m going to change your mind.

Do You Want To Come To My Party?

What if I told you that I was going to throw a party — but you could create the guest list.

Your guest list could include the 10 people you find most interesting, the 10 people you find most entertaining, the 10 people you like the most, your 10 favorite musicians, 10 actors and 10 athletes, 10 authors, artists, business leaders, and journalists (!). Maybe also the owners of your 10 favorite restaurants and the owners of your favorite stores.

Would you want to go to that party?

Well, that’s Twitter – only you are not limited to 10 people in each category.

It’s rare that I spend 5 minutes on Twitter without learning something new.

You can move easily from one ‘conversation’ to another, simply listen… or join in…

Just like a good party!

So…is that what you thought of Twitter?? Or have I changed your mind?

I’ve Changed My Mind

This is not about Twitter, it’s about learning.

I love when someone changes my mind.

And do you know how it happens??

They don’t preach. They teach.

Don’t preach. Teach.

Follow??


I would love to hear your thoughts about this.

Also you’re invited to MY party — you can follow me on Twitter @parmfarm.